“ring, ring”- my phone sounded. The phone was close to the TV charging, I was watching a series…. I heaved, that phone might as well be in Jerusalem for all i care, whoever was calling, will call later.. I thought to myself.
It kept ringing and the sound was a nuisance, sorta reminds me why i always put my phone on silent .
I half dragged , half crawled to the corner where the phone was charging, it was Liam “Hello” – I said into the receiver “Hey fine girl, how far na”- he responded
I sat on the floor, my thighs still hurt from the squats i did at the gym yesterday.
Whats up Liam” – i said…. he made small talk for a while, complimenting me, but i was grumpy because i did a two second walk… “Ada, your friend wants a threesome o”- he hit the nail on the head “which of my friend” – i asked “our mutual friend na” – he said , laughing. “ehhh give her threesome na”- i retorted. “no na babe, i’ve convinced her that you would do it o, we will fix a time for next week”- he was laughing hysterically now
I was getting pissed, this was the wrong type for this conversation and i wasn’t in the mood for it. “see Liam , you are on your own, kosi koko to nko mi be” – i told him in Yoruba (its means that’s none of my business).. “HAA Ada, you don abandon me abi”- Liam said .. “na so oo”- I said and hung up.
Imagine this nonsense liam , after enjoying Mrs adesola on his own, see him receiving trips up and down, he did not invite me. Now he wants to eat both cakes and have it. The call infuriated me but i quickly let it pass, it was unimportant and unnecessary to be angry when Liam wasn’t even nearby.
I went back to watching my movie, i picked up the remote, the lights go off… PHCN …. YA FADAAAA!!
Why is it that this power holding people cannot respect the masses, I picked up my phone and continued watching the Netflix series… I went to get a glass of vodka, drinking faster than i watched and soon i had started feeling tipsy, my head swivelled like it was on a spine, I started to feel like i should go touch myself, I switched to one of my porn bookmarks, SEARCH…… “Big ass riding big dick”…. a porn model walks into a room, her ass jiggling as she walks, she twerks a bit, smacks her ass, moves to a chair , kneels on it, spreads her ass so the camera can view her pussy….FAST FORWARD……STOP…… A male porn star is here, he smacks the ass, rubs on her pussy, she kneels down, takes off his trouser, his huge black cock shows…. she mumbles some gibberish, i wasn’t listening…… FAST FORWARD >>>>>>>>> STOP….. She’s sucking his dick now, slow at first and then choking on it, too much spit…. I CAN’T DEAL…. FAST FORWARD>>>>>>>>> STOP…… She’s riding his dick now, camera tilted from under, her fat pussy enveloping his dick is all I can see, the ass bouncing on his dick…. ( I wonder what they were waiting for before)…. her moans getting very loud, i love it… I’m watching it… the dick reminds me of Liam’s dick… I’m rubbing on my clit, watching as this fat ass take in this entire dick. I love it, love it like crazy, the more I rubbed on my clit, the more it seemed like I was about to cum but I couldn’t cum. I knew this wasn’t working so I called Liam… “hey big head” – I said “baby girl” – he said, his voice slurred, probably smoking his weed again “I’m horny” – I said… “I want you to punish my pussy” “errmmm sweetheart, Not today hun, I already promised mariam I was taking her to the late night movies, her husband is out of town and she said she hasn’t been before, I can’t disappoint her” – Liam said…. “How about I mistakenly bump into you guys and we all go home together”- I said, laughing “You this girl, sense will not kill you” Liam said and continued “ I will send you a text to let you know which cinema we go to and the movie we are seeing” – he said and hung up…
I poured myself some more vodka, my back resting on the wall as I did so, trying not to overthink the threesome I was about to engage in.. I didn’t know if mariam was going to be interested in it… women say all types of shit when they are with a guy and they are horny… it would be very bad if we didn’t have any chemistry, it would be the worse threesome ever… “fuckk!! “ I had over poured the vodka. My mind; a quagmire of thoughts. I decided to let it go, it wasn’t as bad as I was relaying it to myself, what’s the worst that could happen… I said to myself as I cleaned the table with a paper towel.
I resumed watching the series, bidding my time until Liam called, I was tipsy now, the glass of vodka sitting on the table untouched…. the time was 7:53pm.
8pm……8:21…..8:25…..8:40pm… my notification sound beeped on my phone… “IMAX, THE NUN, WE THERE NOW”… The text reads, I quickly change into a dress, applied a very light makeup, there is a thing about women and threesome, if you want to make the other woman comfortable, rule number 1, do not look more prettier than her. It causes a spike in insecurity, which in turn affects chemistry. Rule number 2, the man must give each lady equal amounts of attention, you cannot moan more when you are with one lady than you do when you are with the other…keep your breathing centred, they must both feel like you are really into them.
I know you are probably thinking Ada has come again, but trust me, as much as sex is an art; there is a behavioural science behind it.
I grabbed my keys and left the house, when I got to the cinema, the movie had started. I sent a text to Liam notifying him that I had arrived. I got a ticket and went into the hall, the hall was dark and almost full, I moved to the rows in the middle and as soon as I sat down, my phone beeped… “I can see you”…- it was from Liam. I smiled
The movie went on for another hour and twenty minutes, scary at every peak and turn, when it came to an end, I waited until I saw Liam walk out with her, then I followed suit. “heyyy Liam, wow. It’s been a long time” – I said, making sure the surprise registered fully on my face…
he smiled and hugged me, with mariam showing some discomfort… she was unaware I knew she was dating Liam… I turned to her as Liam introduced us as if we hadn’t met… “Ada you remember the beautiful, elegant mariam, I can’t get my eyes off her” – he said, he was flattering her, wetting the floor, making her comfortable so we could proceed easily… “haba Liam, of course I do… with her skin like butter”- I said.. she smiled and said “Hi Adanne, how is work”….”work is just there o, where are you guys headed” I said sprightly, my tone effervescent. She could see I wasn’t interested in the cheating that was going on…. so she relaxed, albeit not completely. “we are headed to bluster, the new bar on George drive, join us na, you can drive behind me”- Liam said, looking at me knowingly….. We left the cinema together…
We got to the bar, found a dimly lit area and sat down. We ordered a couple of drinks and talked about everything, laughing hysterically like we have all known each other since high school… it helped that Liam was a very funny person, he gave us jokes after jokes, after jokes…we were entertained… Mariam’s phone rang, she excused herself to go answer the call in the ladies… “baby girl, you look like chocolate, I swear I can’t wait to eat your pussy” – Liam said and continued “I have been looking at you since the cinema, mennn I can’t believe my luck tonight, I am going to block her now when she comes out of the ladies so she’ll know tonight is her lucky night”… “Hmmm you have spoilt this woman, when did she know to ask for threesome, Liam Liam, I hail you” – I said , raising my hands up as a sign of accolade to Liam. He smiled, reveling in it…“it’s been a while now, I’m a bad boy o Ada, you already know”- he replied and we both laughed… “Excuse me”- he said as he got up to meet Mariam who was just returning from the ladies, she smiled at him and from where I sat, I could feel she was falling for Liam. They walked away together, hands locked while I continued to sip on my drink,the music blasting from the speakers.
After a couple of minutes, they were back.
Liam requested for the bill and motioned for me to hurry up so we could leave… it worked… I hid my smile.. I was in a perfect mood, the alcohol gently serving its purpose. Liam settled the bill and held both our hands while we walked out of the bar. I bumped into a man as we walked out of the bar, he stared at me and even though it was short, he seemed frightening. “sorry “ I quickly said, in a bid to avoid any type of confrontation. I went to car and headed to Liam’s house, excitement brewing at my core for what is to come. I looked forward to it, driving quite slowly as I was very tipsy (don’t do this AT ALL). By the time, I got to Liam’s house, he had already arrived, his car parked and he was standing at the gate waiting for me, I suppose… I drove in, parked the car and got down, walking into his embrace…liam kissed me, deeply, pushing my back against his car.. “I swear, I can’t wait for you to sit on my face, I miss you like crazy baby girl”- he said, his breathing shallow, he sniffed my skin, taking in my essence, he smiled at me, his teeth glistening under the moonlight. I transiently wondered how he kept it white amidst his weed smoking habit… he cut my thoughts short, squeezing me to himself and kissing me again, this time more gently than he did before. When he stopped, he held my hand and led into the house.
He locked the door behind him and we went to the bedroom.
Mariam was having her bath.
When she got out of the bathroom, she smiled at me, I smiled back. Liam was playing some rhythm & blues on the Bluetooth speakers in his bedroom. I got up and I went to the bathroom… my turn! “I’ll use the other one” –Liam said and went to another room.
I quickly took off my clothes, I was clumsy, almost knocking the mirror off the wall… I laughed at myself, I was high as fuck, nothing mattered. I kept reminiscing about Liam’s talk of how he couldn’t wait to eat my pussy, it made me wet, I wished we were alone so I could get more time with him, sharing didn’t seem as appealing as it was an hour ago. I quickly brushed that thought aside, knowing that I liked to watch more than I like to be fucked.
I could hear the door open in the room, maybe Liam was done, I thought. i walked into the shower and turned the knob ,,,, TOO HOT… turn again….. TOO COLD…. ok… steady… turn gently…. perfect… Alcohol makes you almost mechanical, almost like every micro neuron transmitter in your body was on 2 sides, the maximums and the minimums… no inbetween… I made a mental note to do a proper research on what happens when you drink alcohol and its inhibitive factor on the human body… ok back to sex.. The water flowed through my body, drenching me literally , I was glad I brought my shower cap. The pressure from the pump was very high, it felt like the water was beating me up… my cerebellum was gradually regaining control of my cognitive abilities or so I thought… when I was done with bathing, the effect was back again… I guess the relief was only temporary.
I dried my skin, amidst moans emitting from the room I was in… they had started without me .. well I am a typical Lagosian, we attend parties strictly for the jollof rice, we don’t need to be invited. I opened my bag and sprayed some perfume on my skin before walking into the room to join them.
The bright fluorescent light has been turned off, leaving the blue light on… The room was dimly lit, I dropped my bag on the table, took the towel off and I went back into the bathroom to hang it to dry. I came out, shutting the door behind me, the cold air letting the scent of my skin serenade us… they didn’t stop to pay me any attention. “haaa, hmmm, aaaaaahahhhh. Ohhhhhh. Hmmmmmmmm, yeaaaaa” – I could hear Mariam moaning as Liam sucked on her pussy… I sat on the bed , watching him devour her pussy, her stomach unreasonably flat for a woman with children. She didn’t seem like someone with a knack for exercise… good genes, I thought to myself and resumed watching.
The moans, Liam’s head buried between her legs got my pussy preparing to release a fountain of juices….
I moved closer, and squeezed on her nipples, my head bending slowly to kiss her… the moment our lips touched, Mariam kissed me hungrily, as if she had been waiting for this all her life… I kept kissing her, her kisses sending a torrent of flush down my pussy, I came on top of her, my ass in Liam’s face. He placed his hands on my ass, rubbing it as he sucked on her pussy , my lips locked in the warm, wet embrace of Mariam. I moved backwards, my ass now pressing against Liam’s face and sucked on Mariam’s boobs, left one first, then right… grabbed both together and stuffed it in my mouth… “aahhhaaaahhh, oooooohhhhhhh, hmmmmmmm, ohhhhhh, yeaaaaaa, hmmmmm” – she moaned loudly, her voice almost matching the decibels from the speakers. “swipeeee, another swipe, tongue flickers, swipe again, suck, licking on it, another suck” – Liam’s tongue was on my pussy… “hmmmmm yes zaddy, yeaaaa, ohhh fuck, just like that” – I moaned, arching my back and throwing my head backwards. He stopped….. Mariam’s eyes rolled ….. she moaned….. he was sucking her pussy again…. I put my mouth on her boobs… as her hands grab my head …. “hmmmmmmm “ I moaned under my breath, Mariam’s nipple in my mouth, as Liam resumed sucking my pussy, his finger caressing my clit as he licked my pussy from behind. When he stopped and continued with Mariam, his hands never gently stopped caressing my clit…he was smacking my ass now, rubbing on it as the ripple fell…. smack… tongue again, that sweet tongue… “yeaaaa, yessss daddy, suck it gooood, fuckkkkk” – my moans spurred him on. His tongue flickered away like a disc jockey fingers would do to a mixer… He got up, came ontop the bed and put his dick in Mariam’s mouth, I watched her suck on it , getting up so I could kiss Liam. His fingers traced my spine, letting the cold air send more goose bumps to my skin. I moaned heavily, kissed him hungrily letting my tongue probe his mouth, exchanging juices tongue for tongue… Mariam was on her knees now, sucking his dick, she was slow, very slow, obviously not a pro at this, but she had a warm mouth and Liam moaned as she sucked on his dick.
I knelt down too, licking his nipples as she sucked him… he threw his head.. “gawdddd, fuckkkk”… he exclaimed. We didn’t stop, our tongues sending torrents of sweetness to his brain.
He stopped us abruptly, came down from the bed, grabbed a condom, wore it… when he got back from the bed, he grabbed Mariam and placed her on the bed, pussy wide open and started to fuck her… I could feel her shyness returning so I climbed on her and kissed her… my hands on her neck, my tongue in her soul, two of my fingers squeezing her nipples as her pussy got pounded… “fuck, fuckk” I could feel the vigour with every thrust, our breaths heaving in unison as the cool air sashayed away … Hands on my waist, ohhh damnnn its my turn now, I could see him peeling the condom away … another one on, I bend my back, dragging my knees backwards so I could get close to his dick… “haaaaaaaaa”- I screamed, the full blunt of that first thrust hitting my spine, Liam takes out his dick, kneels and licks my pussy. “I like you dripping” – he said … “haaaaaaa”- I yelled again…. “better”- he responded… “fuckk,aaaahhhhh, ohhhh, oh fuck, oh yea, aaaaahhhhhh, hmhmhmhmhm, “- I moaned as every deep long stroke hit my pussy, his hands on my waist steady ensuring I take that dick like a champ…I bent down, kissed Mariam, rubbing on my nipples while we kissed… I stopped, look back at Liam as he fucked me, each thrust a punishment for my pussy, I spread my knees, I needed every inch of his fucking huge dick, every fucking inch… I wanted to be fucked… I wanted him to hit my gspot, I wanted to beg and scream for more… and I did beg “fuck me good daddy, fuck me good, fuck me harder, give me that good dick”…. Mariam found a way to release herself from underneath us without interrupting us. She laid under me, her leg on the bed rest, her mouth on my nipple, sucking slowly again… fuckkkkk… that slow sucking…. that fucking warm mouth… I threw my ass back, pressing my boobs into her mouth, as she kept sucking… right first, then left… Liam pounding away… there was nothing that could make cum any faster…