Many moons ago, while I worked as a boring accountant for one firm like that in Lagos; something hurtful happened to me, you see I had just started realizing that truly men were scum. My last boyfriend who I loved dearly had just broken up with me and immediately moved on to someone else, plastering her pictures all over blackberry messenger when during our relationship, I had to literally force him to put my picture up on social media on my birthday and even when he did, the caption was “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADAM” (like seriously nigga). Anyways, I had just arrived at the fuck everyone phase and I was loving it, life had never felt so freeing, I was living my best “boring life” and loving it!
After a couple of months, I went on a popular dating site, my old roommate in university just introduced to me, created a profile and in no short time, my inbox was filled with a plethora of messages. It felt more like this was a marketplace for sex than an actual dating site. I was deluged with messages like “fine girl, how much”, “wanna hookup” – I actually replied yes to the wanna hookup message, thinking hookup was a slang for hangout, I didn’t know it meant something else in this dating site. It got so bad that I had to edit my profile boldly stating “NO HOOKUPS” on it.
One sunny afternoon, when I had all but given up on dating or meeting anyone new ever again, I got a message from some guy “Stunning Photos, Ada, (is that your real name”) – He said. I quickly ran to check his profile, because apparently this was a golden egg, he didn’t start the conversation with “how much”. He was a cute, bearded, dark skinned man and even though I like my men fair, he looked too cute to pass by. “Yes it is” – I replied. “very nice name…. how’s your day going?” – he said and continued – “and I’m Williams by the way, (boring name I know) we can’t all be lucky like some people” – he ended the massage with a rolling eye emoji. “you are funny and I like your name – I responded.
Williams was smooth, his wit, his charm and sarcasm matched mine, for the first time since I broke up with my ex, I found myself wanting someone.
I was quick to catch myself though.
– – – I’ll just fuck this guy and dump him. Men are scum and are always usually nice in the beginning. We finally exchanged numbers and we began talking on the phone. Our first conversation and I was already trying to book a dick appointment, I was sly about it, letting my intentions appear as if I just wanted to “hangout”. Williams said he was out of Lagos and would be back in about 2 or 3 days, so I kept the communication alive, bathing him in wit, lady-ness and sarcasm. The chemistry between us was instant, we were both intelligent and we enjoyed talking to each other.
When Williams was back to Lagos, We agreed to meet and even though it was a work day the next day, I didn’t mind. I wanted to meet this man that has captured my attention this past few days and most importantly I wanted to fuck him, I thought if I fucked him, whatever infatuation I was currently feeling would dissipate, boy was I wrong!
I took a bike to a place close to where Williams would pick me up; he lived closed to where I work so it wasn’t difficult locating him. He saw me and drove closer to me, “hey pretty lady” – He said “Hi” – I responded before opening the passenger door and getting into the car. In the cup holder compartment, there was a glass cup with some ice and a bottle of vodka. “Is this for me” – I asked, flashing my sweetest smile. “Yes, I remember you said you like vodka” – He replied, his eyes fixated on my body, watching me like a hawk.
I smiled, he remembered… it’s either this guy is really thoughtful and sweet or he was just a very smooth player, either ways I didn’t care, I was just here to fuck and that was that. While he drove, he asked about my day at work, watching as I gulped cup after cup. “Take it easy lady” – He said, laughing… I smiled back, a face a mix of sarcasm and ‘mind your business’. When we got to his house, he opened the door and we went straight to his room, I sat on the couch, dropping my bag with reckless abandon; I could feel the vodka beginning to take effect. “Welcome to my home” – Williams said, his eyes roving all over my body….. SILENCE…
Then he spoke again… “so… you mentioned that you haven’t had sex in about a year, how can a brother help?”- He got up from the chair he was sitting, which was adjacent to mine and came and sat down close to me on the couch.
I turned around to face him and next thing we were kissing, passion blazing, hands running through skin, tongues locked in lust. I placed my hands on his chest and asked him to stop, ‘slow down, slow down’ – I said, my hand doing its best to calm the fire in this man. I could feel his breath on my face, the wild passion coming out of him. He kissed me, this time hurriedly, like I was going to run away. Then in one fast swoop, he lifted me and placed me on the bed, my stomach pressed against the bed as he gently unzipped my dress; I was preparing to take the dress off, when Williams dragged my dress up to reveal my ass, I don’t remember if I had panties on or not. What I felt cannot be described, there was this soft plush tongue pressed against my pussy, one very long stroke from my clit to my vulva ( I had never experienced anyone licking my pussy from behind before now), I screamed and tried to run away but he held me by my thighs forcing me to take all the pleasure from his tongue, he slurped, licked, sucked my pussy, I mean my entire pussy not the clit licking I was used to. I was shaking, begging, moaning, asking questions, wondering what the fuck on earth I was feeling.
Every lick was sloppy; my pussy juices dripping down onto his beards, making me feel things I had never felt. He kept going faster and faster and then quickly dropping the momentum of his tongue to a snail like drag, I was ecstatic, “hmmmm, fucck, aaahhh, ohh fuckkk” my body convulsing with pleasure, my ass bouncing on his face as I felt this hot rush of air all over my body, Its unexplainable…. Then the cum came splashing out, but the evil William didn’t let me go, he licked up all my cum before he let my body drop like a heap on the bed…
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