This is for all the women who need witty sexy pickup lines for sweet meats they meet physically, sorry I mean sweet men they meet. Before I begin, I have to state that this first line below is guaranteed to work 85% of the time “HEY DO YOU WANT TO FUCK?” You are bound to get a yes and a date alongside. But just incase you are like me and you enjoy the art of romance and the lure/adrenaline rush of the chase, then these lines below might also work for you
◾Hi, you look lost… I believe you are looking for me, its a pleasure to meet you too, my name is Ada” – then proceed to sit down, make sure he’s not waiting for a girl before someone breaks your head 😂 ◾Walk over to him and say “I know you”, allow him register the confusion on his face and wait for him to ask you from where, then reply “from my dreams, you are the man of my dreams, my name is Ada, its a pleasure to meet you in real life” please flash your sweetest smile while you talk.😊😊 ◾If you are bold and daring, you could try this risqué line “hi, you look hard, so hard, come with me, I’d like to drown you in juice”… Smile and then add “I mean orange juice, the sweet, juicy type”. Please make sure you are using my vagina sweetener if you are using this line, it’d be a shame if you don’t actually taste sweet after using this line.😂😂 ◾Walk up to him and say “what kind of movies do you like?”… Don’t wait for him to respond, just continue with “see I’m the type of girl that enjoys happy endings, any type of happy ending would do”. Wink, blow him a kiss and walk away slowly…. The aim is to only use this on a man that’s intelligent. A dumb person would not understand what you just said. ◾Most times, it’s best to just talk about yourself, listening to a stranger tell you what they love with gusto can increase your enthusiasm to know more.
You can start with
“Hey, do you have the mental space to hear me tell you about 5 things i love” most times the response would be yes, because people naturally like gist… Then start talking, make small features look grand, appear happy even if you are not, naturally people are attracted to Happy.
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