1) If you type like this “Jux cox i lyk u, daz why am cumin”… Please this post is not for you.. Grow up and type like a sensible woman, complete your words.. Don’t be lazy
2)Don’t automatically assume that because you are a girl, you can slide into a man’s dm, say Hi and then expect him to be the one to carry on the conversation, aunty end what you started
3)When you like a guy, follow his page, like his pictures and offer to take him out… Use any of these lines below, it will help you to be outstanding :
a) “Hey, my name is Ada, I’ve spent the last 20 minutes looking at your pictures, I love your eyes and I’d like to see it in real life”.
b) “Hey Ayo, has anyone ever told you you look stunning. Well i would have told you but I only compliment people at the cinema, so you’ll have to meet me at the xxy cinemas on Saturday by 7”.
c) “Strawberry Ice cream or Ice… Choose.. If he chooses strawberry ice cream or ice.. Reply with… Great choice, I’ll like to lick you with it… Where do i meet you”… Half the time, it doesn’t have to be an expensive date, the gesture is what is important to men… Some men might not even let you pay at the end of the date, because they are smitten by your aura…but please offer to pay.
4) if a guy slides into your dm and says Hi, don’t immediately cut him off, some men are shy, do your best to chat with him, that’s if you like what you see… But if that nigga starts with I wanna fuck you, or i like your big brezz… Block his ass to oblivion
5) Don’t automatically assume everyman who writes you wants a relationship, most just want to fuck… And as much as you try to hide it, you want to be fucked too… Stop hoping, praying, expecting that this is the right one… The right one will come to you and he will stay… In the meantime, be fun
6) Apologies in advance to the men… But men are like dogs, they can smell your desperation from afar, stay aloof, be fun, expect nothing and that’s how you will have rest of mind
7)Don’t be pretentious. 99% of men that write you want to fuck you, even the one that says I want to marry you still wants to fuck you..stop acting surprised when guys say this to you, The Fuck?? Why are you surprised?? Men are sexual beings . The problem is when that’s all they are after… If you understand this, your mind will be at rest… It is left for you to sieve who you give your body to. Yes some men want companionship, they want an intelligent woman, they want a Sapiosexual, they want an independent woman… The common factor here is all of them wants to fuck.
8) Compliment the man like he’s a king, don’t overdo it… But please do it… Many women can’t even properly compliment. Go close to a guy you like, whisper in his ears “You smell like vanilla and chocolate, I want to lick you when we get back home” and then sit and keep a straight face. Let his mind wander.
9) If a man writes you, he’s POLITE and then he says, he wants sex only… Don’t behave like a child… Politely decline if you are not interested. Don’t start abusing the man or acting like a saint… Note I said, if he has been polite.
10) If you want sex only… Please let him know… If you want a relationship or to go out on a date with a man… You can try sending something in line with this – “Hey, I like your pictures and I would like to know if you are accepting applications for girlfriend position… I would like to apply… You look exactly like someone I can care for”… Be funny and spontaneous
11)Leave other women’s man… “We are having issues” is not a valid excuse… If a man is done with a woman, no Jupiter will keep him there.. Stop hoping he will leave her for you.. Bitch please, your pussy is not a bomb pussy, you are not the world’s best blowjob giver… He Lied!! 😁😁
12) Send him airtime, he doesn’t have to ask you for it, when he calls… Say you just thought of doing something for him and this is what you can afford.
13)When you do go on the second date, bring a gift along with you, something mundane, small, like a table clock or a tie… Men hardly ever get gifts… You need to stand out…
14) please I beg you, have your own cab money…. If you are broke and can’t afford it… Wrong-way of saying it: you will pay my cab oo, if you want me to come .. Never condition a man, he owes you nothing
The right way to say it: Hey zaddy, i know we were supposed to see this evening, i actually really want to see you but your girl is broke o.. I can’t make it today, maybe another time… If he wants to see you… He will take care of everything.
15) Wealth is not necessarily an indication of sense or intelligence… Some men just got lucky… If happiness is key to you… Look for a man that worships you
16) Stop disrespecting yourself, coming onto a man doesn’t mean you should let yourself go… See your heart like a white fur rug, you have to thoroughly check the soles of whoever you want to let in there, otherwise, they will drop their dirt on it.
17) Stop taking 5 years to reply, its a disgusting act… The man wouldn’t respect you any more than he does for KFC chicken.
18) Don’t be afraid to be a girly girl, straight men come onto you because they want a girly girl… Feminism does not equal stupidity or a fallacy of acting like a man.
19) On the first date with a guy, please stop complaining about all your body parts.. Real men don’t care. Women who are 3 times your size get married every weekend… Be comfortable in your skin
20) if you are open and free, a man will see no need to lie to you (some still do, because men are scum)… But before you have sex, ensure you know what you are entering into…Please do not automatically assume you are now in a relationship after the sex… It was my ex-boyfriend that asked me the “what are we question”. I carried on like, nigga your dick is good, I just want to be fucking you… If you want a relationship, give it a couple of days after the sex, take him out and then tell him exactly what you want… If he’s not ready, you can quit so you don’t keep hurting yourself, but keep an open mind so he tells you the truth, let him know you are in no hurry, you are just laying your cards on the table.. If you pressure him, he will lie just to keep fucking you
21) If you keep an open mind, You can’t be manipulated into doing what you don’t want… You can easily say No, Stop, I’m leaving… Because there’s no pressure, no expectations in the first place… If you buy gifts for a man and he starts feeling entitled or start thinking, you are desperate, even though, you have not shown any signs of being desperate, please dump him… He’s a child and He does not deserve another moment of your time… A real man will give himself the opportunity to enjoy the aura of your queendom. He will bask in the sweetness and reciprocate accordingly because he doesn’t want you to change from this sweet person you are to something else
22) When replying a man’s DM, please monotonous replies make you appear childish.. Yes, fine, ok… (Aunty, stop acting like you are a soldier) Engage in a conversation.. SAY: “Haa, you won’t believe it… I’ve been trying to get xxy sorted out, I eventually did it today or I’m 70% close.. Please avoid any sob stories… Keep it light and cool
23) Breathe, Drink Water and Mind your business.
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